Some say..........

So I've been meaning to do this for awhile. While in lobbies I hear people say some funny stuff about the faster guys in the club, the "Stigs" so to speak. Below its some of the ones I have heard. Come in with any that you guys have heard.

Some say.....

Converge is a robot or that he at least has a robotic arm.

Some say......
Vlagra doesn't use any assist because he can't remember how to turn them back on so he just learned how to drive without them.

Some say........

Marm talks to his car in a romantic way before every series race.

Some say........

Mark uses black Voodoo magic to win.

And my all time personal favorite

Some say........

Mark uses a broken guitar hero controller to race.

I love it!

Haha! I like the second one for Mark!

Lowflyinmx3 wrote:Some say........

Marm talks to his car in a romantic way before every series race.

You didn't hear that one, you came up with it. This was immediately after I was named Pussy Galore.

marmuttlebow wrote:

Lowflyinmx3 wrote:Some say........

Marm talks to his car in a romantic way before every series race.

You didn't hear that one, you came up with it. This was immediately after I was named Pussy Galore.

blah blah blah. Details details details. Either way, its staying and people are going to believe it.

Guess I will now have to live up to my reputation then don't I?

Some say.....

That beef was once a clean driver.

Some say.... He's was raised by bulls that frequent china shops and that he can only see in 1 dimension. All we know is we call him Beefsupreme42!

Some say.... His driving skill comes from wife prancing and a mineral that is only released in his bloodstream by drinking mass quantities of Beer. All we know if we call him Lowflyinmx3!

Some say.... His fashion sense was gained by watching re-runs of "Home Improvement" and that his power is derived from his neck beard! All we know is we call him The Nub!

Some say... He's got posters of Dominic Toretto plastered all over his bedroom and that he watches "The Fast and the Furious" every morning for breakfast! All we know is we call him Case!

Some say........
He drives fast only so he can jump out of his racing rig before the wife can take his picture and post it. All we know is we call him bigglou.

Some say.... He thinks painting has something to do with houses and that he's on a heavy dose of fukitol. All we know is we call him Marm!

Some say.... He thinks bananas are an analogy and that he was raised by rock dwelling rodents in the Canadian Alps. All we know is we call him Marm

Red Sniper 213 wrote:Some say.....

That beef was once a clean driver.

turns out that was never true...

the last one that low posted is great

figured I would revive this thread

Some say he only joins lobbies to sing to us... all we know is he's called Butta (Is he even in the club anymore?)

Some say...... The only thing faster than his driving was his ability to bring a smile to your face. All we know is we call him Adam.